There once was a man named Morris,
Who tried it on with his local flourist,
He handed her flowers,
But she said 'aren't those ours?!'
That cheeky young man named Morris.
I went in a spaceship to Mars,
Where I met lots of cats driving cars,
I said 'what's this about?'
In reply they did shout,
'There's no driving restrictions on Mars'
I wanted to write a good poem,
To my Granpy who lives in Dun-Boeing,
ahhh... writer's block...
It's a knockout.
now hang on a minute....
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